NEWSFLASH!! A Strange Fairy Hands Out Purpose!

You won’t want to miss this once in a lifetime opportunity.  On Friday October 31, 2008 a strange fairy will be handing out purpose to anyone who asks.

Right after my last post claiming that everything I do leads to the fulfillment of my purpose, I got a phone call from a sweet woman who claimed to be the Purpose Fairy herself (actually, The Bossy Fairy would be a better name for her..).  She’s been watching my blog!  She said she’s been paying attention to the people who write and call in and that she had an offer for me and my readers.

In the beginning it sounded more like a solicitation call than an offer.  You know the one’s I’m talking about….

  • How are you doing today Miss CK?  Do you have a few minutes of time, this is not a sales call…
  • I can make your life easier, so you can stop searching for your purpose and start manifesting it.
  • I’d like to create a little strategic alliance, honey….
  • It won’t cost you a thing…

Then she made her offer…

“For one day, and one day only, I will give people their Divine Purpose–no strings attached.”

She eloquently explained that our clients could take the guess work out of their search.

She assured me that you could finally know once and for all why you are here.  She even said she would be willing to give you some ideas for ways you could manifest your purpose into conscious livelihood (a hot topic for us right now–so I bought!).  And like any good salesperson, she said she could send me a 32 page sales page to put up on my site–for my convenience of course.

Everything was sounding alright… and then the solicitation came.  Doesn’t it always?  She caught me completely off guard.

“I will only gift anyone who calls in with their Divine Purpose if you, CK, host the radio show on Friday.”

Somehow, I knew she would turn out to be a manipulative *$*#&*!  If you know me at all, you know how horrified I am at the thought of hosting a radio show.  Here’s how the conversation went from there:

CK: WHAT?

Purpose Fairy: That’s the deal honey.  You host the radio show and I’ll do all the work.

CK: But…

Purpose Fairy: I know it’s hard for you to think you can do this.  Just imagine how I felt the first time I handed out Divine Purpose…  I was shaking my wand so hard that I handed a frog the purpose of flying.

CK: But…

Purpose Fairy: You’ll be fine honey.  I’ll be on Live Your Purpose Radio Friday October 31 at NOON ET (10:00 MT, 9:00 PT,  7:00 PM GMT)…..  Talk with you then, sweetie…

And then she hung up.

I don’t think she was listening to me.

I feel like she rolled right over me.  No concern for my comfort or whether radio is part of my purpose…  She basically did all that talking and then…poof!  Gone!  Who does that remind you of?  But, as I sat… understandably dumbfounded, I realized that this might not be such a bad idea after all.  As long as she’s improved since the frog thing, I think it could work.

I had to work through some fear, because I thought, “This might put me out of work.”

But, then I remembered a few things:

  1. She couldn’t possibly pass out purpose to 6 billion people in 30 minutes.
  2. If she did, I’d be happy to be downsized.
  3. Everything I do leads to fully living my purpose.

So, I’ll pass on the sales letter and just ask you to join the Fairy and I on October 31, 2008 at NOON ET, 7:00 PM GMT,

  • Take the guess work out of finding your purpose once and for all.
  • Receive your Divine Purpose from the source
  • Start living your life from the deep knowing that you can fly.  (You know what I mean.)

How to prepare for this momentous opportunity

Mark you calendar for Friday.  Bring a friend or two… Don’t let them know that you think they have no purpose in life, or they might take offense!  Arrive with your intention to discover something about yourself that you don’t really want to know (oops!  I mean that you have been searching your whole life for…), and plan on having some good old fashioned fun!

Last minute graspings

I really haven’t done any research on this fairy, so take your chances.  She sent me the photo of herself and to be honest with you…she looks a little plastic.  And one other thing… about that bossy comment… can you keep that to yourself?  You know, just in case she has other powers.

Details

We will send a reminder on Thursday October 30th.

Date: October 31, 2008 (Halloween in America!) Starting at 11:30 ET – 1:00 ET on Live Video

Michelle’s PlanetaryStreams Radio Show

11:30 ET , 8:30 PT 30 minutes

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